Shangri la de da

.....so Ive decided that I have this really beautiful guitar thats in as new condition that I spent a lot of money on thats literally too big for me to play.  Im quite short and I literally cannot reach around it to play, Its really hard and thus my motivation to learn it has fallen along the wayside and so my guitar sits feeling sad on its stand longing to be played. 

So ive decided im going to sell it, Im going to replace with wtih something more me sized, Im going to try the Mandolin.  Next week Im going to ebay it I think, though to be honest I really would prefer cash in hand so I might try some local guitar shops to see if they buy second hand guitars. 

This week ive been feeling pretty lousy, I feel like im coming down with something but it wont come out properly on me what ever it is.  I feel really nervy and tired, im not getting a very restful sleep at all.  Its been a busy week.  Monday I went out for a meal which was quite possibly the worst food ive had in a restaruant in my life, Tuesday I went for my tattoo consultation.  Tonight is my yoga class then I have to rush home grab kitty-chan and get her to my parents and then I have to pack my bags and tommorrow I work half a day before I take to the road and go to Cumbria for the weekend to meet people ive never met in real life.  My stomach is feeling kinda churney.

If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? What's keeping you from making that change?

Id change my job, I hate  my job I want to be my own boss and have a shop or something, and money is keeping me from making this change.

...I feel awful today.

Im not sure whats wrong with me, I had a dreadful nights sleep and when I did I was having these crazy crazy dreams.  I think I was dehydrated, Ive drunk lots of water this morning but I feel no better really, I feel really shaky and like I have anxiety or something.  I feel so tired.

..... is decided to be a matchmaker, shes trying to set me up with a friend of hers.  Im getting nervous.

What’s the best Christmas gift you’ve ever received?
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Probably my Raleigh Denim Bike when I was a kid.  God I loved that bike! that bike and me were amigos!

.....Ill get one of these for christmas?

....I got sent this in an email today, I love somebody with a dry sense of humour like I have.

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - Can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some info about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (UK)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking

What's the longest you've ever waited in line?

Probably at Alton Towers

....this is what it looks like, its quite big so I can fit all my clothes in it but also my mat.  I had a sports bag yesterday and my mat but what with my works handbag and my coat I was struggling to carry it all.  This bag has straps long enough to wear it in rucksack fashion.

Spiffy isnt it! and a bargain ta boot!

Yoga Kit Bag

...*punches air*.  Put in a make an offer bid on ebay for a really cute yoga kit bag it was £19 thats before £3 postage and I put in an offer of £15 and got it accepted so got the whole thing for less than the original price.  Woot!